How can I cure my gay son of his mental sickness?!?

What mental illness does he have a split personality, bi polar, borderline, paranoia, schizoid, what wrong with him??? OH GOD NO! Its much worse than i thought! Dig the grave, its over! Its referred to in many psychology books as endarkenment and sometimes neanderthalism.....so far the only cure is an extreme dose of it, and they will run, so stick him a closed room with 2 jehovah witness's, 2 catholics(but watch out, they like lil boys) 1 baptist, just for giggles, a lutheran and mormon. Don't let him out until he's praying for it!